The Master of Less than Ideal Timing

After typing this about 40 billion times, and realizing that there is SO MUCH BACKSTORY that it will NEVER make sense to the casual reader, here's the skinny.

Meet DL - he lives in an rp world where we strive to make his life miserable!

Meet Asia Ellis, 's character. She just had her heart ripped out by crazy cult people!

Silly DL has fallen in love with Asia, which is entirely appropriate because she's the one person in our rp who will probably never reciprocate. GOOD JOB DL! 8D Anyway, through magical feats, she survived. And to a grief-stricken DL this was pretty much the best thing since sliced bread.

So he chose that moment to kiss her, even though she was exhausted and more or less completely cashed out from having her heart just torn out then replaced. Hence her EXTREME ENTHUSIASM.

This is why we can't have nice things.